Friday, July 20, 2007

bla bla bla ... ya da ya da ya da ... ( tis is a i got nothing to do post and a blip post )
( its a hybrid )


time : 12.08 ( i think )

status : hmmm ... i dun know ... dun seem to be able to sleep . insomnia i think ... didn;t not drink coffee today ... only a can of coke for lunch . that all ... not even ice lemon tea.

the plan : to blog about just about everything and anything thing under sun ... or rather for now, under the moon. or i can knock myself out wit h a baseball bat ... but the latter sound rather painful, so i will stick to the 1st plan .


















( 10 minutes later )






have not idea how to start ... sitting here staring on a blank screen ... well actually it is not really blank cos i am basically writing on a blank screen. but again it , it is not blank cos i am actually here typing here , it will be blank once i stop typing.but it will not be blank blank once i stop this crap it will just be blank and not blank blank.








( pause )















now after so many hits on enter ... it was blank blank ...

*note : it was ... now no more ... : )















hmmm lets see ... wat can i say ...








I LOVE ICE LEMON TEA ....








yay talking about ice lemon tea ... i got this new theory ... u guys know tat i get very hyper after i drink ice lemon tea right ... and u all will try all ways and means to stop me from drinking ice lemon tea ...


well now this is my theory ... thanks to my student , sarah ... if u are reading this , all credit goes to u ...


now u see , sarah came to class one day crazily hyper ... reason being ... she ate two bars of chocos i think ... hyper meaning ... really hyper hyper ... hyper like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hyper... the bouncing up and down hyper ... heee ...


this is where the thoery kicks in ... she became sober again while she was eating another bar of choco...

u guys get the pic ... can u relate it to ICE LEMON TEA ?


heee ... if tak boleh let me tell ... or rather ... like wat sharon would like to use in writing classes ... show and not tell ...


but i dun think i will do it now ... too lazy to show ... i would rather tell



now , u see ...sarah , high , choco ... jo , high . ice lemon tea

sarah , give more choco ... sober ... so according to thoery ...


give jo more ice lemon tea , the more sober i will get ...



so now ...





SAY YES TO ICE LEMON TEA ...



woo hooo




yay





ok i am done ... but i am no where near sleepy ...



oh btw ... sarah said that if she makes a killer kick ass load of money ... she will buy me an ice lemon tea factory ... hahahha ... woo hoo ... we pinky promise some more ...





ok now i am done







dun i just have the coolest student : )









oppsi .. i almost forgot




sze jia .. this is for u ....










see tem tem poo poo head wit a kit kat machine ... poo poo head happy happy with her things from the kit kat machine ...

now see sze jia ... this is the way to treat a kit kat machine ... u are nice to it , it will be nice to u ...


* tem tem poo poo head = temme lee wei wei ... : )


i am so gonna get killed for this post ... oh well .. just for fun




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* lets hope ur mouse scroll scroll thingy is working ... heeee


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8 Comments:

Blogger Fikri said...

To fill those empty spaces...

Pre production work has begun on Psycho Puchong :>

3:15 PM  
Blogger Sze Jia said...

Why. Does. Everybody. Relate. Me. To. The. Kitkat. Machine. WHY!

10:40 AM  
Blogger Eddie G. said...

it's it the only thing memorable you've ever done, my dear ;)

10:57 AM  
Blogger Jo Jo Bumps said...

fki : yay pre productions ... woo hoo ... can;t wait for it to kick off ...


kit kat girl : hehehe i am not too sure when it will end ... maybe if u end up doing something really silly , we will forget thr kit kat and remember the new thingy ... heee

eddie : dun bully sze jia ... hahhahha

10:29 PM  
Blogger Eddie G. said...

Look who's talking!

Anyway, I've managed to conduct some further research over this phenomenon.

The first prejudice as a researcher I had to shake off was the belief that there was actually someone who could get more hyper than you. But since it's Sarah, I'm not surprised. But I digress.

Sarah's behaviour can easily be explained by chocolate's anti-depressant properties. However, anti-depressants are moderators. In other words, they don't stack - unlike weed where you get happier each time you smoke up until you begin foaming at the mouth. Again I digress.

Therefore, imagine this scenario. Sarah's feeling bummed out because she needs to go for tute at 8-bloody-AM on a Monday... looks at timetable and... MAMMA MIA!!! It's Joanna's class... cannot take MC cos her quota's all full; cannot get someone to sign for her because she knows that blur as Jo may be, Jo can still notice if one person goes missing from her staggering class grandtotal of *cough* eight; so what does she do? she eats her first bar of chocolate to cheer her up.

So the first bar regulates her depression, and makes her not feel so depressed. Which is good. And Sarah's thinking 'why not eat another?' So she does. And she comes to class hyper. Very, very hyper.

So you're thinking if she eats her third bar of chocolate, she'll go into orbit right? Not quite. Like I said, the third dose of anti-depressants actually cancel out the hyperness, thus rendering her sober.

Now let's compare this theory to Joanna's ice lemon tea. after one cup, she's hyper. After two cups, she's super hyper. After three cups, she needs to be leashed to the wall. After four cups, her blood will clot if she stays still for just 10 seconds. After five cups, she can move faster than the speed of sound. After six cups, she can run circles around sound as it travels, making funny faces at it. After seven cups, the world will discover Mach 15. After eight cups, that new comet we saw across our evening sky? That ain't a comet.

In short, Joanna's case study is cumulative in nature, whereas Sarah's case study is regulatory in nature. From the evidence, it can be said thus:

Sarah can eat her chocolate, provided she does so in odd numbers.

Joanna, under any circumstances WHATSOEVER, should not be allowed 50 metres from ice lemon tea. This will make the world a safer place.

And a less dizzy one.

LOL I haven't spewed so much rubbish in a long time. That felt good :P

1:24 PM  
Blogger Jo Jo Bumps said...

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4:23 PM  
Blogger Jo Jo Bumps said...

ain;t all research prejudice ?

my mistake for not pointing it out in the 1st place...

and tat day , the class was at 2 pm ... it was not the morning 8 am class , so there is a big difference ya

i reckon , maybe the reason is tat , i , me , saya ...gave them too much work to do ... maybe just a little bit , and i mean a little bit too much work ... tats why she stress and had to take the chocos...

man , i dun know wat else to say ...am at a lost for words ...

goodness me ...

heee

: )

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